Facebook Pounce
A Facebook pounce is when a bunch of people who barely know you suddenly start liking your single status just because they think you're hot and want to bang you.
My coworker liked my single post and wrote, 'You’re back on the market. Let’s get drunk and forget this ever happened.'
My gym buddy messaged me, 'Single again? I’ve been waiting for this moment since 2018.'
My ex’s friend sent me a message saying, 'You look like you could use a new guy.' I did not ask for this.