Facebook Pounce
A Facebook pounce is when people you barely know start liking your single post and pretending they care, just so they can try to hook up with you.
My neighbor wrote, 'Single again? Let’s get a pizza and forget this ever happened.'
My cousin sent me a message that said, 'You’re back on the market. I’ve got a date for you.'
My ex’s ex’s brother liked my post and said, 'Single again? Let’s make this count.' I didn’t even know he existed.