Facebook Popping
You post something just to see if anyone's dumb enough to comment, then you log off like you're the king, and log back on like a peasant begging for attention.
Posted 'I’m getting a divorce.' Then logged off like a king. Came back 2 minutes later. No comments. Sad face.
Posted 'I can bench 200.' Then logged off like a beast. Came back to see one comment: 'Nope.'
Posted 'I’m moving to Hawaii.' Then logged off like a legend. Came back and saw one comment: 'Still fat.'