Facebook Popping

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When you post something just to check if anyone cares, then you log off like you're done, only to log back on like a sneaky spy to see if anyone talked back.
Posted: 'Who else hates Mondays?' Then vanished. Came back 5 minutes later like a detective checking for clues.
Logged off after posting 'I’m rich now.' Then came back to see zero comments. Facedesk.
Posted 'I’m getting a tattoo.' Then logged off. Came back 10 minutes later. No one said anything. Cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You post something just to see if anyone's dumb enough to comment, then you log off like you're the king, and log back on like a peasant begging for attention.
Posted 'I’m getting a divorce.' Then logged off like a king. Came back 2 minutes later. No comments. Sad face.
Posted 'I can bench 200.' Then logged off like a beast. Came back to see one comment: 'Nope.'
Posted 'I’m moving to Hawaii.' Then logged off like a legend. Came back and saw one comment: 'Still fat.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You post something just to check if anyone's alive, then you log off like you're done, then come back like a ghost haunting your timeline.
Posted 'Who else is tired of this week?' Then logged off like a hero. Came back 3 minutes later. No one responded. Whispered: 'No one cares.'
Posted 'I’m getting a dog.' Then logged off like a winner. Came back and saw one comment: 'Still single.'
Posted 'I’m rich.' Then logged off like a king. Came back and saw one comment: 'Still broke.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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