Facebook Popping
When you post something just to check if anyone cares, then you log off like you're done, only to log back on like a sneaky spy to see if anyone talked back.
Posted: 'Who else hates Mondays?' Then vanished. Came back 5 minutes later like a detective checking for clues.
Logged off after posting 'I’m rich now.' Then came back to see zero comments. Facedesk.
Posted 'I’m getting a tattoo.' Then logged off. Came back 10 minutes later. No one said anything. Cried.