Facebook phenominon
You get a friend request from some random person because they saw your rant on a post. You say yes, and now you're stuck with them forever. You're never getting out of this.
'I'm gonna follow you to work.', from a guy who friended me after I cursed my boss.
'You're my new best friend.', from a girl who friended me after I yelled about my mom.
'We’re gonna be friends forever.', from a dude who friended me after I said my life was a disaster.