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A random person who sends you a friend request because they saw your rant about your ex on someone else's post. You accept, and now you're besties for life. You don't know why, but you're stuck with them.
'Why are you still single?', from a guy who just got dumped.
'You're my new best friend, I swear.', from someone who's never talked to me before.
'I'm gonna follow you everywhere now.', from a girl who just friended me after I cursed my life on a post.