facebook perve
A person who stares at Facebook like it's a porn movie and yells about what they see on people's walls.
'I just saw your ex's cat post a picture of you and their new dog. What's going on?'
'Why is my cousin's wall full of selfies with a guy named Chad? Who is this Chad?'
'I read your mom's wall and she said your dad's a thief. That's not true. He's a thief.'