facebook perve

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A person who stares at Facebook like it's a porn movie and yells about what they see on people's walls.

'I just saw your ex's cat post a picture of you and their new dog. What's going on?'

'Why is my cousin's wall full of selfies with a guy named Chad? Who is this Chad?'

'I read your mom's wall and she said your dad's a thief. That's not true. He's a thief.'

Someone who logs into Facebook just to read every post and then makes a big deal about it later.

'I read your sister's wall and she said you're fat. I'm telling her.'

'Your uncle's wall says he's dating a 14-year-old. I'm going to call him.'

'I saw your cousin's wall and he said your mom is a witch. I believe him.'

A person who sits on Facebook like it's a throne and makes a mess out of everyone's life with what they see.

'I read your dad's wall and he said your brother's a loser. I'm going to tell him.'

'Your aunt's wall says your dog is a monster. That's not true. Your dog is a monster.'

'I read your cousin's wall and he said your mom's dating a guy named Bob. That's not true. She's dating a guy named Bob.'

A person who spends all day on Facebook like it's a job and then yells about what they read.

'I read your brother's wall and he said you're a crybaby. I'm going to tell him.'

'Your cousin's wall says your dad's a thief. That's not true. He's a thief.'

'I read your mom's wall and she said your uncle's a witch. That's not true. He's a witch.'

A person who lives on Facebook like it's a house and yells about what they read like it's a big deal.

'I read your sister's wall and she said you're fat. I'm going to tell her.'

'Your dad's wall says your uncle's a thief. That's not true. He's a thief.'

'I read your mom's wall and she said your dog is a monster. That's not true. Your dog is a monster.'

A person who lives on Facebook like it's a second life and yells about everything they see on people's walls.

'I read your brother's wall and he said you're a crybaby. I'm going to tell him.'

'Your cousin's wall says your dad's a thief. That's not true. He's a thief.'

'I read your mom's wall and she said your dog is a monster. That's not true. Your dog is a monster.'