facebook perve - A person who sits on Facebook like it's a throne and makes a

A person who sits on Facebook like it's a throne and makes a mess out of everyone's life with what they see.

'I read your dad's wall and he said your brother's a loser. I'm going to tell him.'

'Your aunt's wall says your dog is a monster. That's not true. Your dog is a monster.'

'I read your cousin's wall and he said your mom's dating a guy named Bob. That's not true. She's dating a guy named Bob.'