Facebook patient - Someone who uses Facebook like it's a shrink, even though it

Someone who uses Facebook like it's a shrink, even though it's just people arguing about what they had for breakfast.

I sent my ex a message saying 'I miss you.' Then I blocked him when he replied.

I posted a rant about my job. 23 people liked it. None of them offered me a better one.

I got 100 notifications from my mom. I didn't reply. I just stared at my phone like it was a mirror.