Facebook patient - Someone who lets Facebook take the place of therapy because

Someone who lets Facebook take the place of therapy because they're too scared to actually face their problems.

I posted about my breakup. Then I cried into my phone for 45 minutes and took 12 selfies.

I sent my therapist a message. Then I replied to a comment from my neighbor about their new dog.

I had a bad day. Instead of calling a friend, I posted a rant and liked 100 posts from people I don't even know.