Facebook patient - Someone who lets Facebook take the place of real therapy bec

Someone who lets Facebook take the place of real therapy because they're too dumb to know the difference.

I posted a 500-word essay about my life. No one read it. I still cried about it.

I replied to a comment from my neighbor instead of talking to my therapist.

I had a fight with my dad. Then I posted a picture of my dog and called it 'a lesson in life.'