Facebook patient
A person who thinks Facebook is a real therapy session because it's easier than actually talking to someone who knows what they're doing.
I posted about my divorce. 12 friends commented. None of them offered me a divorce.
I had a panic attack. Then I posted 7 photos of my cat and called it 'therapy.'
I sent a message to my ex saying 'I love you.' Then I changed my profile picture to a picture of my ex's new girlfriend.