Facebook paranoia
Facebook paranoia is when you get so annoyed at texts and messages that you think your best friend is trying to trick you. You argue about everything, even if they just said 'hi'.
'Why did you message me at 2 AM? You’re trying to make me fail my test!'
'You said you were going to the store. Why is your location at the mall? You’re cheating on me!'
'You didn’t respond to my message. You’re dead or you’re in love with someone else!'