Facebook paranoia
Facebook paranoia is when you save every dumb photo of your friends and start using them to torture them later. You think everyone is out to get you, so you go from friend to enemy in one post.
I saved that photo of my friend eating a taco like it's a crime. I'll use it when he fails his math test.
She posted a photo of me yelling at a dog. That's going on my revenge list.
He posted my old crush’s profile picture. I'm now officially at war with him.