Facebook Overload
When you’re on Facebook so much you think you’re famous and you brag about it like you’re a rock star.
"I have 3 friends! I’m famous!" (said by someone with 3 friends)
"I posted this 5 times today! I’m a legend!" (said by someone who posted that 5 times)
"I’m posting this because I can!" (said by someone who just started Facebook)