Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a newbie to Facebook is so obsessed with posting nonsense that they act like they’re dying every time they update their status.

"I just joined Facebook!" (from someone who posted that 12 times in 5 minutes)

"I’m bored." (posted at 3 AM on a Sunday)

"My dog ate my homework." (posted by a 12-year-old who just got a Facebook)

2

When someone on Facebook is so clueless they think every post is a big deal and they scream about it to everyone.

"I posted something!" (said with the excitement of winning the lottery)

"I’m posting this because I feel like it!" (said by someone who posted that 3 minutes ago)

"My cat is cool." (posted by someone who thinks that’s a big deal)

3

When you’re on Facebook so much you think you’re famous and you brag about it like you’re a rock star.

"I have 3 friends! I’m famous!" (said by someone with 3 friends)

"I posted this 5 times today! I’m a legend!" (said by someone who posted that 5 times)

"I’m posting this because I can!" (said by someone who just started Facebook)

4

When you’re on Facebook so much you forget how to live your real life and you act like your status is your whole personality.

"I’m sad." (posted by someone who’s been on Facebook for 2 hours straight)

"I’m happy!" (posted by someone who just saw their own post)

"I’m confused." (posted by someone who doesn’t know what Facebook is)

5

When someone is on Facebook so much they think they’re the only person who matters and they spam everyone with their nonsense.

"I just posted this! Like it!" (said by someone who posted that 2 seconds ago)

"I’m posting this because I’m important!" (said by someone who has 2 friends)

"I’m posting this to everyone!" (said by someone who just got Facebook)

6

When you’re on Facebook so much you think your whole life depends on it and you get angry if someone doesn’t like your post.

"Why didn’t you like my post?!" (said by someone who posted that 1 minute ago)

"I’m posting this because I need validation!" (said by someone who just joined Facebook)

"I’m sad because no one liked my post." (said by someone who posted that 3 minutes ago)