Facebook or GTFO - You don’t want to bang them, but you want their attention, s

You don’t want to bang them, but you want their attention, so you fake a fling to keep talking to them online.

"I’m not going out with you, I just want your Facebook."

"I asked for your Facebook so I can keep teasing you later."

"I’m not interested, but I like your texts too much to just leave."