Facebook or GTFO

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When you flirt so hard you make someone think you want to bang them, just to get their Facebook so you can leave and go chase someone else.

"Hey, wanna go out?" "Sure, but I need your Facebook." "Wait... why?" "I’m already leaving."

"You’re cute, but I’m not staying. Just give me your Facebook."

"I’m getting your Facebook so I can ditch you and go hit on the next hot guy."

You don’t want to bang them, but you want their attention, so you fake a fling to keep talking to them online.

"I’m not going out with you, I just want your Facebook."

"I asked for your Facebook so I can keep teasing you later."

"I’m not interested, but I like your texts too much to just leave."

You flirt a little, get their Facebook, and leave them hanging so you can go flirt with someone else.

"I took your Facebook and I’m out."

"You’re cute, but I’m not staying. See you online."

"Got your Facebook. Now I’m leaving. Don’t follow me."