Facebook-one-night-stand
You friend random people on Facebook while drunk. You might end up being friends with a porn star, a guy who thinks he’s famous, and someone who sends you 20 messages in one day.
I friend a guy who says he’s famous. He sent me 20 messages. I’m not famous. He’s not famous. We’re both lying.
I friend a porn star. She asked me to be in her next movie. I said no. She sent me 10 more messages.
I friend a guy named ‘DJ Cool’ and now he sends me a message every day. It’s like a curse.