Facebook-one-night-stand

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You get so drunk you friend everyone in sight on Facebook. It's usually strangers, trolls, and porn stars trying to sell you something. You might unfriend them the next day and hope they never find you.

I friend 12 people at 2 AM. Now I have 12 messages asking if I’m their long-lost cousin.

A porn star sent me a DM: 'Hey babe, want to be in my next movie?' I said no. She sent 10 more messages.

My friend request pile is like a buffet. I don't know who I'm gonna eat first.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You friend random people on Facebook while drunk. They might be fake. You might end up being friends with your ex, your mom’s ex, and a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar.

I friend my ex, my mom’s ex, and some guy named ‘DJ Cool.’ Now I have 3 people messaging me about love and life.

I accepted a friend request from a guy who said he was a rockstar. He DM’d me a song. It was 14 minutes long.

I friend a guy named ‘Big Mike’ and now he’s asking me to be his ‘big sister.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You friend random people on Facebook while drunk. You might end up being friends with a porn star, a guy who thinks he’s famous, and someone who sends you 20 messages in one day.

I friend a guy who says he’s famous. He sent me 20 messages. I’m not famous. He’s not famous. We’re both lying.

I friend a porn star. She asked me to be in her next movie. I said no. She sent me 10 more messages.

I friend a guy named ‘DJ Cool’ and now he sends me a message every day. It’s like a curse.

by Slangipedia 13d ago