Facebook-one-night-stand
You friend random people on Facebook while drunk. They might be fake. You might end up being friends with your ex, your mom’s ex, and a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar.
I friend my ex, my mom’s ex, and some guy named ‘DJ Cool.’ Now I have 3 people messaging me about love and life.
I accepted a friend request from a guy who said he was a rockstar. He DM’d me a song. It was 14 minutes long.
I friend a guy named ‘Big Mike’ and now he’s asking me to be his ‘big sister.’