Facebook Official Relationship
When you think you’re cool enough to have a relationship status on Facebook, even though your partner might be too busy to deal with your nonsense.
"I’m in a relationship with her now. She’s my queen.", while she’s still figuring out who you are.
"You posted it on Facebook? I didn’t even say yes yet!", said the person who now has to live with your nonsense.
"He put me on his relationship status. I wasn’t even ready for this."