Facebook Official Relationship

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When you declare your love to the whole world on Facebook, even if your partner is still trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

"I’m in a relationship with him now!", while he’s still eating his lunch and doesn’t even know what a relationship is.

"You put it on Facebook? You’re serious?", said no one ever.

"I just added her to my relationship status. She hasn’t even texted me back yet."

When you think your love is so strong that you have to prove it to everyone, even though your partner might be questioning their life choices.

"I’m in a relationship with him now. He’s my main man.", while he’s still in the friend zone.

"Why did you put it on Facebook? I wasn’t even ready!", said the person who just got publicly shamed.

"She put me on her relationship status. I’m not even sure I like her yet."

When you think you’re cool enough to have a relationship status on Facebook, even though your partner might be too busy to deal with your nonsense.

"I’m in a relationship with her now. She’s my queen.", while she’s still figuring out who you are.

"You posted it on Facebook? I didn’t even say yes yet!", said the person who now has to live with your nonsense.

"He put me on his relationship status. I wasn’t even ready for this."

When you decide to publicly embarrass your partner by declaring your relationship on Facebook, even if they’re still confused about the whole thing.

"I’m in a relationship with her now. She’s my everything.", while she’s still trying to figure out who you are.

"You put it on Facebook? I wasn’t even ready for this!", said the person who now has to deal with your drama.

"He posted it on Facebook. I didn’t even know what a relationship was."

When you think your love is so big that you have to show it off to everyone, even if your partner is still figuring out what a relationship even is.

"I’m in a relationship with him now. He’s my everything.", while he’s still trying to figure out who you are.

"You put it on Facebook? I didn’t even know what a relationship was!", said the person who just got publicly shamed.

"She put me on her relationship status. I wasn’t even ready for this."