Facebook Official Relationship
When you declare your love to the whole world on Facebook, even if your partner is still trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
"I’m in a relationship with him now!", while he’s still eating his lunch and doesn’t even know what a relationship is.
"You put it on Facebook? You’re serious?", said no one ever.
"I just added her to my relationship status. She hasn’t even texted me back yet."