Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP)
You're so proud of your love life you can't keep it a secret. You post your FBOFP like it's a trophy. You're loud, obnoxious, and probably a little delusional.
My FBOFP is my brother. He stole my phone.
I put my crush on my FBOFP. They ignored me.
My FBOFP is my pet goldfish. He stares at me.