Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP)

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You’re so in love you can’t stand it. You post a Facebook Official Front Page so the whole internet sees your face and knows you’re married to them. You’re basically their prisoner.
I just put my ex on my FBOFP. I still can't believe they didn't block me.
My crush is my FBOFP. I'm gonna cry if they unfriend me.
My FBOFP is my mom. She knows everything.
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You're so desperate you're putting your love life on Facebook. It's like a public announcement. Everyone sees it. You're basically screaming it into the void.
My FBOFP is my best friend. She's the only one who doesn't laugh at my bad jokes.
I put my crush on my FBOFP. They didn't even reply.
I have 5 FBOFPs. My life is a mess.
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You're so obsessed you made them your Facebook Official. You're like a kid who just got a new toy and wants the whole world to see it. You're loud, proud, and probably a little crazy.
My FBOFP is my teacher. She knows everything I did in class.
I put my cat on my FBOFP. She's the only one who likes me.
My FBOFP is my cousin. He eats my food.
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You're so smitten you can't help yourself. You post them on your FBOFP like it's the end of the world. You're loud, obnoxious, and probably going to get blocked.
My FBOFP is my neighbor. He yells at me every day.
I put my crush on my FBOFP. They asked me out. I'm confused.
My FBOFP is my dog. He eats my homework.
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You're so proud of your love life you can't keep it a secret. You post your FBOFP like it's a trophy. You're loud, obnoxious, and probably a little delusional.
My FBOFP is my brother. He stole my phone.
I put my crush on my FBOFP. They ignored me.
My FBOFP is my pet goldfish. He stares at me.
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