Facebook Official Front Page (FBOFP)
You're so desperate you're putting your love life on Facebook. It's like a public announcement. Everyone sees it. You're basically screaming it into the void.
My FBOFP is my best friend. She's the only one who doesn't laugh at my bad jokes.
I put my crush on my FBOFP. They didn't even reply.
I have 5 FBOFPs. My life is a mess.