Facebook Offical
When something is said and then instantly posted on Facebook, it becomes real. Like it's not just a rumor anymore, it's a public spectacle.
"I broke up with him," she said. Then she posted it. Now he's officially heartbroken and mad.
He said, "I'm going to eat three pies." Then he posted it. Now he's officially full and regretful.
They argued in the hallway. Then she posted, "He's a jerk." Now he's officially a jerk and insulted.