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When you post something on Facebook or another website, it suddenly becomes official. It's like you're telling the whole world your business, and you hope no one questions your lies.
"I'm officially single now," he posted. His ex just laughed and said, "You're still married to your ego."
She posted a picture of her and her new boyfriend. Now they're official. Officially annoying.
He posted, "I got promoted." His boss said, "Great. Now you're officially loud."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When something is said and then instantly posted on Facebook, it becomes real. Like it's not just a rumor anymore, it's a public spectacle.
"I broke up with him," she said. Then she posted it. Now he's officially heartbroken and mad.
He said, "I'm going to eat three pies." Then he posted it. Now he's officially full and regretful.
They argued in the hallway. Then she posted, "He's a jerk." Now he's officially a jerk and insulted.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A worker who spends more time facebooking than actually working. They're not lazy, they're just officially distracted.
He was facebooking during lunch. His boss said, "You're officially on paid vacation."
She facebooked through the entire meeting. Her coworkers said, "You're officially a ghost."
He facebooked instead of doing his job. His manager said, "You're officially fired."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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