facebook noob
Someone who joined Facebook and thought it was a party. They comment on every post like they're friends with everyone, post random nonsense, and still do it even after years. Some people never grow up, they just get more annoying.
Commented on a post from 2013: ‘This is still relevant, bro.’
Posted: ‘I just ate a sandwich. This is important.’
Still comments on every post, even if they’re from 2011.