Facebook nob
A Facebook nob is someone who acts like they're in a drama, using their status like it's a mood ring, and it's usually just because their ex texted them.
Their status says, 'I'm heartbroken because my ex likes tacos more than me.'
They posted, 'I'm angry because my mom forgot my birthday and my cat ate my homework.'
They sent you a message that was just, 'I'm sad. You're not sad. Why?'