Facebook nob

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A Facebook nob is someone who adds you back just to show off, even though they can't remember your face and you're still mad about that time they called you 'fanny' in 2012.
'Hey, I accepted your friend request! I'm so popular!' (They still think you're a kid.)
They sent you a message that was just a picture of a monkey throwing a banana at a butt.
Their status is 'I'm sad because the sky is blue and my ex is with my best friend.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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This Facebook nob is like a broken recorder, they use the worst apps just to annoy you, like sending you a monkey butt spanker at 3 a. m.
They texted you a video of a monkey doing a dance that makes no sense.
They posted a status that was just a meme of a crying cat wearing sunglasses.
They tagged you in a photo of their lunch, which was just a sandwich and a sad emoji.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook nob is someone who acts like they're in a drama, using their status like it's a mood ring, and it's usually just because their ex texted them.
Their status says, 'I'm heartbroken because my ex likes tacos more than me.'
They posted, 'I'm angry because my mom forgot my birthday and my cat ate my homework.'
They sent you a message that was just, 'I'm sad. You're not sad. Why?'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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