Facebook News - The absolute worst thing to ever happen to the internet. It'

The absolute worst thing to ever happen to the internet. It's like someone took a dump in your face and called it a new experience.

My mom posted that 'Facebook News is the worst thing since sliced bread.' I said 'Mom, it’s not even bread.'

My teacher posted that 'Facebook News is the new homework.' I replied 'I’d rather do homework.'

My dog posted that 'Facebook News is the worst thing ever.' I think he ate my keyboard.