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The perfect Facebook user. They post so rarely that people forget they exist, but when they do post, it's so good it makes everyone jealous. They don't comment. They don't fight. They just let life happen.
I posted 'Just ate a whole pizza' and no one said anything. I'm a god.
My status was 'Minding my own business' and people actually liked it.
I posted 'Feeling rich' and no one asked why.