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The holy grail of Facebook users. They post just enough to stay relevant but not enough to make anyone want to throw up. They don't fight, they don't comment, and they don't like anything. They just sit there like a ghost, watching you all make fools of yourselves.

I posted 'Feeling tired' and no one yelled at me. I'm happy.

My mom liked my post. That's all I need.

I changed my status to 'Bored' and no one said anything. I'm winning.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The perfect Facebook user. They post so rarely that people forget they exist, but when they do post, it's so good it makes everyone jealous. They don't comment. They don't fight. They just let life happen.

I posted 'Just ate a whole pizza' and no one said anything. I'm a god.

My status was 'Minding my own business' and people actually liked it.

I posted 'Feeling rich' and no one asked why.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The best kind of Facebook user. They don't post enough to bother you, but they don't vanish either. They just chill in the background, like a sneaky ghost who only shows up when it's convenient.

I posted 'Loving life' and no one cared. I'm just happy.

I changed my status to 'Doing nothing' and people actually smiled.

I posted 'Feeling smart' and no one said anything. I'm winning again.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The Facebook user who doesn't bother you. They don't comment. They don't fight. They don't like anything. They just post once in a while and you’re like, 'Oh, there he is again.'

I posted 'Feeling awesome' and no one yelled. I'm surprised.

My status was 'Living my best life' and no one said anything. I'm a legend.

I posted 'Feeling like a king' and no one asked why. I'm a god.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The kind of Facebook user who only shows up when you need them. They don’t comment. They don’t fight. They just post once in a while and make you wonder why they even bother.

I posted 'Feeling like a winner' and no one yelled. I'm confused.

My status was 'Doing nothing' and people actually liked it. I'm shocked.

I posted 'Living my best life' and no one said anything. I'm a ghost.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The ultimate Facebook user. They post just enough so people remember they exist, but not so much that they get annoying. They don’t comment. They don’t fight. They just let life happen.

I posted 'Feeling rich' and no one said anything. I'm a god.

My status was 'Bored' and people liked it. I'm surprised.

I posted 'Loving life' and no one yelled. I'm happy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago