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The best kind of Facebook user. They don't post enough to bother you, but they don't vanish either. They just chill in the background, like a sneaky ghost who only shows up when it's convenient.
I posted 'Loving life' and no one cared. I'm just happy.
I changed my status to 'Doing nothing' and people actually smiled.
I posted 'Feeling smart' and no one said anything. I'm winning again.