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Facebook Nausea is when you look at Facebook on your phone while riding a bus or train and get dizzy from all the stupid stuff people post.

I tried to read Facebook on the bus. Now I’m dizzy and my face is red.

My phone was shaking like a dog in a thunderstorm while I scrolled.

I got so mad at a post about ‘my man’s’ new beard that I yelled at the bus driver.