Facebook Nausea

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Facebook Nausea is when you read some idiot's post about their kid throwing up, their ‘my man’ doing push-ups at 3 a. m., or their dog eating a sock, and you want to throw up or delete the app.
My kid just ate a whole pie. I’m not even mad. I’m just sick.
My man just got a tattoo of a chicken. It’s a little too much.
My dog swallowed my ex’s sock. I think he’s trying to kill me.
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Facebook Nausea is when you look at Facebook on your phone while riding a bus or train and get dizzy from all the stupid stuff people post.
I tried to read Facebook on the bus. Now I’m dizzy and my face is red.
My phone was shaking like a dog in a thunderstorm while I scrolled.
I got so mad at a post about ‘my man’s’ new beard that I yelled at the bus driver.
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