Facebook mother
A Facebook mom is someone who thinks she’s your best friend, even though she’s not. She comments on your posts, gives you advice, and thinks she’s your personal life coach. She’s like the most annoying friend you never asked for.
'You didn’t invite me to the baby shower? That’s the worst thing you’ve ever done.'
'Your kid failed math? Just tell him to fail harder. I did it when I was 12.'
'I’m knitting your baby’s clothes. I’ll send you a photo when I’m done. Probably.'