Facebook mother

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A Facebook mom is a woman who thinks she knows everything about your life even though she's not in it. She comments on your problems like she's your therapist, gives advice about your kids, and acts like she's your best friend even though she's never met you.

'You should have taken a break, hon. I know you're stressed, but I'm not even your mom!'

'Your kid failed math? Just tell him to fail harder. I did it when I was 12.'

'You didn't invite me to the baby shower? That’s the worst thing you’ve ever done.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook mom is like the loud kid in the back of the class who talks over the teacher and thinks everyone is listening. She comments on your posts, tells you how to live your life, and thinks she’s your personal life coach.

'Your husband’s a tool. Just tell him to stop being a tool.'

'I know your kid’s birthday is next week. I'm inviting myself. See you there.'

'You didn't tell me about your divorce? What kind of friend are you?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook mom is the person who thinks she’s your best friend even though she’s never met you. She knows your business, your kids, your ex, and she has opinions about everything. She’s like a ghost haunting your feed.

'I know your kid’s in trouble. I know your husband’s in trouble. I know your trouble.'

'You need a break. I gave myself a break last week. I took a nap. That’s all you need.'

'I’m knitting your baby’s clothes. I’ll send you a photo when I’m done. Probably.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook mom is a woman who thinks she’s your mother even though she’s not. She comments on your posts, tells you what to do, and acts like she knows your entire life. She’s like a virus on your feed.

'You should’ve taken a break. I took one. I took two. You should’ve taken one.'

'I know your kid’s in trouble. I know your husband’s in trouble. I know your trouble.'

'I told your kid to fail harder. He didn’t listen. Now he’s failing harder.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook mom is someone who thinks she’s your best friend, even though she’s not. She comments on your posts, gives you advice, and thinks she’s your personal life coach. She’s like the most annoying friend you never asked for.

'You didn’t invite me to the baby shower? That’s the worst thing you’ve ever done.'

'Your kid failed math? Just tell him to fail harder. I did it when I was 12.'

'I’m knitting your baby’s clothes. I’ll send you a photo when I’m done. Probably.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook mom is a woman who comments on your posts like she’s your mom. She gives you advice, tells you what to do, and thinks she knows everything about your life. She’s like the most annoying person on your feed.

'Your husband’s a tool. Just tell him to stop being a tool.'

'I know your kid’s birthday is next week. I'm inviting myself. See you there.'

'You didn’t tell me about your divorce? What kind of friend are you?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago