Facebook mother
A Facebook mom is a woman who thinks she’s your mother even though she’s not. She comments on your posts, tells you what to do, and acts like she knows your entire life. She’s like a virus on your feed.
'You should’ve taken a break. I took one. I took two. You should’ve taken one.'
'I know your kid’s in trouble. I know your husband’s in trouble. I know your trouble.'
'I told your kid to fail harder. He didn’t listen. Now he’s failing harder.'