Facebook Moocher - Someone who scours your Facebook like a detective and adds e

Someone who scours your Facebook like a detective and adds everyone you know, even if they don’t know you.

I’m adding all your friends because I don’t know any of them. And I don’t care.

Your friends are cool. I’m going to steal them. Don’t even try to stop me.

I just friended your entire friend list. Your friends are now my friends. You’re out of luck.