Facebook Moocher

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A person who logs onto Facebook just to friend every single one of your friends, even if they’ve never met your mom.

Hey, I saw you’re friends with my ex and my cousin. I’m friending all of them. Just don’t tell my mom.

I’m adding all your friends because I think they’re better than your friends. Don’t @ me.

Your friend list is nice. I’m taking it. Have a nice life.

Someone who scours your Facebook like a detective and adds everyone you know, even if they don’t know you.

I’m adding all your friends because I don’t know any of them. And I don’t care.

Your friends are cool. I’m going to steal them. Don’t even try to stop me.

I just friended your entire friend list. Your friends are now my friends. You’re out of luck.

A person who spends more time on Facebook than you do, just to add all your friends and act like they know you.

I’ve been on Facebook longer than you. I’m adding all your friends. You’re welcome.

You know your friends. I know your friends. I know you’re mad.

I’m adding your friends because I think they’re better than yours. And I’m probably right.

A Facebook user who adds every one of your friends just to make it look like they know you, even if they don’t.

I’m adding all your friends because they’re your friends. I guess that makes me your friend now.

Your friends are my friends now. Your life is my life. Your problems are my problems.

I just friended your whole friend list. You’re welcome. Now you’re my problem.

Someone who logs into Facebook just to steal your friends, even if they’ve never met your dog.

I’m friending all your friends because they’re better than my friends. And I’m not wrong.

I saw your friends. I’m adding them. Your friends are now my friends. You’re out of luck.

I’m taking all your friends. You don’t know me. You never will.