I opened Facebook and saw my cousin’s post: 'I got a new haircut and it’s perfect.' I replied: 'It’s perfect and it’s also the worst.'

I checked Facebook and saw my uncle’s status: 'I’m rich now.' I replied: 'You’re rich? I got a raise and now I can buy a taco.'

I opened Facebook just to see if my friend was online and ended up arguing with my mom about why the sky is blue.