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to log on to face book for like five seconds just to see if anyone sent you a message or posted something stupid

I opened Facebook for two seconds and saw my ex’s dog posted a photo of my ex’s ex.

I checked Facebook just to find out my mom liked my uncle’s profile picture.

I opened Facebook and saw my cousin’s status: 'I ate five tacos and now I’m crying.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you open face book just to check messages and then get distracted by a stupid post and waste ten minutes

I checked my messages and then watched a video of a cat fighting a duck for twenty minutes.

I opened Facebook to see if my friend texted me and ended up reading a whole essay about why toast is the best food.

I checked my messages and then got sucked into a fight with my cousin about the best pizza toppings.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you log on to face book for a quick peek and end up getting annoyed by everyone’s stupid life updates

I opened Facebook and saw my cousin’s post: 'I got a new haircut and it’s perfect.' I replied: 'It’s perfect and it’s also the worst.'

I checked Facebook and saw my uncle’s status: 'I’m rich now.' I replied: 'You’re rich? I got a raise and now I can buy a taco.'

I opened Facebook just to see if my friend was online and ended up arguing with my mom about why the sky is blue.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you open face book for a second and then get sucked into a fight with your cousin about the best video game

I checked Facebook and saw my cousin’s post: 'I beat the final boss in Mario Kart.' I replied: 'You only beat the final boss because I was distracted by your ugly avatar.'

I opened Facebook to see if my friend was online and got dragged into a debate about whether Pokémon GO is the worst app ever.

I checked my messages and then got into a war with my brother over which game is better: Call of Duty or Fortnite.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you open face book just to check your messages and end up getting distracted by a stupid meme and lose an hour

I checked my messages and then saw a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and I laughed for ten minutes.

I opened Facebook to see if my friend texted me and ended up watching a video of a goat dancing for an hour.

I checked my messages and then got distracted by a meme about why pizza is the best food and now I’m crying because I’m hungry.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you log on to face book just to check your messages and end up getting into a fight with your cousin over the worst pizza toppings

I checked my messages and then got into a fight with my cousin about whether pineapple is the worst pizza topping ever.

I opened Facebook to see if my friend was online and ended up arguing with my brother about whether pepperoni is the best topping.

I checked my messages and then got into a war with my cousin over whether anchovies are the worst thing ever on pizza.

by Slangipedia 3d ago