Facebook Messiah
A Facebook Messiah is someone who spams your feed with Bible quotes like they're going out of style. They’re the reason you’re questioning why you ever accepted that annoying friend request from Jesus Boy.
"John 3:16", because your life is too complicated for normal posts.
"Psalm 23:1", because you didn’t eat breakfast yet.
"Proverbs 22:6", because your mom told you to.