Facebook Messiah

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A Facebook Messiah is someone who spams your feed with Bible quotes like they're going out of style. They’re the reason you’re questioning why you ever accepted that annoying friend request from Jesus Boy.

"John 3:16", because your life is too complicated for normal posts.

"Psalm 23:1", because you didn’t eat breakfast yet.

"Proverbs 22:6", because your mom told you to.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A Facebook Messiah takes over your page and gets more comments than you ever would. It’s like they’re famous and you’re just a background character.

"Hey look, it’s me!", posted by someone who isn’t you.

"I’m not you, but I play you on TV.", posted by someone who isn’t you.

"This is the best post ever. Not by you. By me.", posted by someone who isn’t you.

by Slangipedia 14d ago