facebook marketplace reseller
a person who buys stuff so cheap they think it’s magic and then tries to sell it to people who think it’s cursed
This TV is like 20 years old but I bought it for $5. Now I’m selling it for $30. It’s a miracle.
This couch is falling apart but I paid $3 for it. Now I’m charging $10. It’s a scam.
This microwave is broken but I got it for $2. Now I’m selling it for $15. That’s not a microwave, that’s a joke.